Rob's Lamo Attempt To Set The Record Straight

It looks like the Dr. is in. The SPIN Doctor that is.
Looks like Mikey has been taking truth lessons from Bill Clinton. Let's take a peek at the latest addition to the Pokergroup site:

"The game happened, and right on schedule, except Dwight forgot that we even talked about Mike's Moderate One and Rob, who can usually be counted on to send out his OPA'S (Official Poker Announcements) the night before the game, failed to do so, almost causing me to miss the game. And the Chinese food, which was so good that we didn't start playing until almost 8PM. Mark Queijo and I presented new chips (8 gram clay, five colors, in an oak box) to start the next eighteen years of monthly meetings. Poker history was made when Bryan lost all his cards in a game called Criss Cross (sometimes referred to as Rob's Double Death) but simply repeated itself when the same fool went low in 727, until everyone was drained dry, at which point, he began taking cards in an attempt to win high. The night ended with plans made to go to Foxwoods sometime in the end of December (let's hope this time Rob doesn't forget to remind us all) and a new game to start the next century in January. "

Let's put Mr. Miller in his place, shall we. Let's take a look at the first Miller anti-truth. He writes that I can usually be counted on to send out OPA's "the night before the game." The fact of the matter is that I NEVER send out OPA's the night before the game. By that time it's generally too late. I send them out a good week ahead so everyone can receive them in time.

The second Miller anti-truth...he writes that I failed to send out an OPA causing him to almost miss the game. Give me a fu*king break! I sent out a lavish OPA with
Last Game of the Century!!! emblazoned in 36 point red script font on a blue and white snowflake background and he can't quite remember receiving it! Hey buddy, try some Ginko Biloba but DON'T BLAME ME.

Then he ends his little note with the line "Let's hope Rob doesn't forget to remind us" about Foxwoods. Well, if I can stop gagging long enough, I'll tell him to hire a personal fu*king secretary, buy a Palm Pilot, tie a string to his finger, buy a calendar, get an e-reminder, write it on your pillow or stick it up your ass. Just don't blame me for your Alzheimer's Disease. Besides, you'll probably WIMP OUT and not go.

Oh, one other thing, starting in January 2000, Mike will now be responsible for sending out all OPA's.

God help us all.

Mikey's Hero (I am not a crook)

Mark Q Piles On:

Boy, I do love it when Rob gets on a roll. Its kinda like a boxing match. You're thinking "gee i hope he doesn't get hurt too badly" but at the same time, you want to see blood and flying teeth.

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