-----Original Message-----
From: Rob Steinberg [mailto:rhstein@concentric.net]
Sent: Saturday, August 22, 1998 8:49 PM
To: Miller, Michael; Queijo, Mark; Schirmer, Dwight; Schirmer, Dwight;
Tursky, David
Subject: Contest!
OK , lets face it. We live for times like this. Being the cruel bunch of
shits we are, we take pleasure in the misery and suffering of each
other. After all, what are friends for? Now, it was very kind of Dewey
to write his own obituary the other day...probably out of hopes that Rob
would spare him further anguish and humiliation. Well, I have decided to
take pity on the poor sole (which is more than I would do if it were
Mikey that had lost) and cease and desist any further literary
lashings......HOWEVER....the old Dew man doesn't escape this one all
together.
I,m sure we all enjoyed and appreciated Dewey,s e-mail account of his
financially historic night. What Dewey,s story seems to be missing
however is an appropriate title. So, with that in mind, I hereby
announce the NAME DEWEY'S OBITUARY CONTEST. Yessiree folks, here's how
it works.
1. Select as many story names as you like and e-mail all entry,s to all
poker people (except e-mail-less Bryan).
2. All entries must be submitted no later than Tuesday Sept. 22nd.
3. The winning entry will be selected by Mr. Guts himself....Dewey...
and will be announced at the next poker game Thurs Sept 24th.
4. The prize??? I dunno. Let Dewey decide.
5. Dewey and Dewey family members are ineligible (sorry Jennifer).
Contest is void where prohibited by law. Any similarities between Dewey
and Dwight Schirmer are coincidental.
OK, simple enough?? I'll get the ball rolling with a few entries.
Respectfully submitted for your consideration.....
"A Pair of Bullet,s (in the head)
"Titanic II
"Down Like A Lead Zeppelin
"The Crash of 98
I got about a hundred more but I let the rest of you think up a few. So
get in the true spirit of losing and enter soon!!!
Rob